Back in the day in Kathmandu, many people found bluff calls very entertaining. What is your bluff call story? 

I remember when I was like 8 or 9 and I could immitate a grown woman's voice. I called this one random house and started to say, "Barbaad bhayo. Barbaad bhayo."
The other person: "Ke bhayo? Ko yo, Sano maiya boleko ho?"
me: (hesitantly) ...ho. 
Other person: "ke bho?"
me: (weeping at this point) barbad bho...barbaad.
other person: (at this point they are calling the other people in the house to the phone and saying frantically)"Ke bho ta testo ke bho...sano maiya lai?"

Me: Hya aunus ani bhanchhu. Phone bata esto kura garna hundaina. (and then I hung up the phone when I heard people were getting ready to race out of the house.) 

Me and my cousins were laughing and laughing. Anyway now that I think about it it was pretty bad. Some more old people might have gotten a heart attack.

I had Crush on this guy for so long ..... I always call him ..... When ^he say hellow I hang up ..... One day well me and my friend were smoke .... I miss his voice so I call him like i always do but my friend ....

Say to me ^you have no guts let me help ^you .....
She call call him
^he pick up How soon ^he say hello my friend I LOVE YoU !!! Is that u sunita .....
My friend hang up
She shiiiit wat am gonna do ^he know is me ....
After that she never talk to him ....
And ^he got married to some one else

 @Uranus: Keep rolling ~~