A mother is
driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy,"
the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask
a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the
little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother
says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy
get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The
exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom
won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that
night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are
32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I
also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and
shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the
little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh
really?" the mother asks.
"Why?"
"Because you got an "F" in
sex."
