(1)    A blonde comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.

His boss starts to yell at him:

You are ruining office reputation, go home and change the shoes.

The blonde goes home, and comes back after a while.

Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.

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(2)  Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid blonde are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground.

Who will take the money?

The stupid blonde, since Santa Claus and the smart blonde don’t exist.

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(3)    Two blonde are in an old car:

Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?

The other blonde looks through the window and says:

Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...

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(4)   On a narrow mountain road a man sees a blonde car driving uphill backwards.

Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?

Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.

After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.

But guys, why are you driving backwards again?

We found a place to make a u-turn