INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access.

SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun!

RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

USER woman: She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Why don't we add our own:

Netscape woman: Everyone knows she is a better girl (morally) than Internet Explorer (IE), yet everyone wants to boogie with IE.

Unix woman: She might not crash on you all the time, but she is so plain you'd rather go out with the wild one (Windows).

C++ woman: Might be getting older but boy, she's still got it.

Oracle woman: Is in mission to crush all other gfs you thought ever existed.

Pop-Up woman: Your ex who is still not over. Even when you brought your gf to confront her (installed the blocker), she has a tendency to pop up some how.

Messenger woman: Between smiles & woes, you enjoy your time with her; but later wonder why you spent so much time with her.

Sajha woman: You keep telling her she is useless and she hangs around with the no-life boys. But you just can't get over her, ever.