Why did sardar ji cuts the sides of the capsule before taking it??
well its obvious - to avoid the side effects
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sardarji was asked by a man
m- sardarji where were you born?
sardarji- punjab
m- which part
sardarji - oie kya part part karta hai, whole body was born in punjab.
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why was sardarji writing the exam near the door?
...........b'coz it was an entrace exam
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how do u recognize a sardarji in ur college?
- he will be the only one to erase notebook after teacher erases his chalkboard.
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how do u recognize a sardarji in submarine?
--- he will be the only one with parachut tied to his back!
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a court scenerio
lawyer - sardarji geeta te hath laga kar kaho ke
sardarji - yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya. ab fir geeta pe haaath.
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sardarji standing naked infront of the mirror.. tells his wife,, if i had two more inches, i would be king... sardarni ji.. says.. if u had two inches less.. u would be a queen..
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an englishman was invited to sardarji's house.. during the dinner, they were surving yogurt.. out of curiousity, englishman asks.. how that was prepared.. sardarji says " milk sleeping in night, in morning becomes tight"
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