long time ago.... as I was browsing through sajha I came across a very funny thread...I cant remember the name  but ill try to do my best to write what I remember...... real nepali translation of the english language......
 
    two guys A and B hanging out.......and a friend C arrives.
                          friend C=  ke chha maathi keta haaru? (whats up guys?)
                          friend A = chhaina kei kukkur tesai jhundi ra bahira( not much dog, just hanging out)
                          friend B= tesai chisira( just chillin)     
                          friendC= chiso chiso (cool cool)
 girl walks by.......................
                           FriendA= Eh kukkur haru chhanbin bahira tyo tato challa ko khutta(yo dogs checkout this hot chicks legs)
                         Friends B&C= PIRO kukkur PIRO(spicy dog spicy)
                        friend A(yells to the girl)=oi bachha ...manchha jhundne bahira (yo baby wanna hang out?)
          girls yells back=thulo hou chaa*K ko pual haru... le euta jeevan.(grow up a s sholes... get a life
                           friends ABC...HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAH....
      ABC continue chattin......
                          friend B=ke timile  kris ko bahan chhanbin garis ? tyo gu ta laagu padhartha (did you check out kris's ride? that s h i t  is dope).
                           FriendC= ho usko bahan gulio chha.timi haru le tyo chalchitra heryo falam manchhe? (Ya his ride is sweet. did you guys see the movie iron man?)
                           Friend A= tyo chalchitra le chusyo.(that movei sucked)
                             Friend B=true that true that(satya tyo satya tyo)
                            Friend C= timi keta haru ladyo? tyo chalchitra ta gu(are you guys trippin? that movie was the s h i t).
                           Friend A=hoina kukkur makura manchhe chalchittra chai Gu .(nah dog spiderman movie is the s h i t.)
                           Friend B= true true(satya satya)
                           Friend C= aaba mo daurinchhu, shanti bahira kukur haru( I gotta run, peace out dogs)
                             Friend A=shanti bahira kukkur... ma samaath mathi  pachhi(peace out dog, i'll catch up later.
                            Friend B=malai bola pachhi ghar keta(call me later home boy)...

       well I added some of my own but please add more...lets have some fun.
   

kukur, yo gu ta haso uuthdo chha. ( Dog, this shit is funny)

hahaha yo gu sarai hasaune raicha

ओ मान्छे , तँ त चि...ने हसाउँछ(yo man, you'r fu(king Funny)

malai thaha chha kukkur haru....yo gu ta bahula tato, (I know dogs, this s h i t is hot)

about Nepal(baare Nepal)

hamro nepal ko neta haru sabai le chusyo, ti sabai ka kura saade ko Gu,(our Nepals politicians all suck, they all talk bull s h i t.)
koslai hagira yo gu chaak neta haru? iniharu lai  chahinchha kehi chaak ma kora,( who are they sh i ttin at these politicians? they need a  As s whoopin)
mo birami ra thakit bahisake yi  ck i kne mathi haru sanga.(I am sick and tired of these F(u)ck ups.)